Antics...

Britton is really into this book called "The Everything Kids' Gross Jokes Book". Well every night before bed he picks this one to be read. We usually read about 3 pages because it is spread out and there's not a lot on each page. Tonight we laughed so much and Britton was having so much fun. I read the Joke and he gave daddy the punchline... I just wanted to put a few out there for y'all to enjoy.

"What is yellow and smells like dead humans?"

"Cannibal puke!"

"How do you say constipated in German?"

"Farfrompoopin!"

"Whats worse than being a 300 pound witch?"

"Being her broom!"

"What sound does a dog make when he pukes?"

"Barf, barf!"

I told you they were gross but hey he loves to read them and we all get a laugh out of it.